“I’ll do it”

Because volunteers do something for nothing, ‘voluntors’ can’t crap on them if they do something badly. Because they’ll say, “Fine!”

And leave.

And then you’re stuffed.

So you learn the art of the Schmooze.

You’re fabulous, but…

This isn’t working, I don’t know what to do. You’re so clever, what do you think?

If you get bust doing the Schmooze, hopefully the culprit is graceful enough to try harder anyway.

Volunteers are supposed to be doing what they do because they believe in it. Then why the attitude?

Hmm. Perhaps it’s not the volunteer that’s in the wrong after all…