Hun is so going to enjoy this when I tell write to him.
The doctor just told me to shut up. He says I talk too much and too loudly.
I’m not allowed to whisper either. Or clear my throat. However, I am allowed to cough. This is good because I have also contracted the dreaded lurgy, and am now a snot factory.
I’ve got polyps on my vocal cords. Google showed me that they look like a distorted version of those Rolling Stones Lips. Charming.
I think my warranty must have expired. All my bits are falling to pieces.
