The supermarkets haven’t started with ‘Mary’s Boy Child’ yet, but the bling is out in all its glory.
Trundling past a gondola end, I did a bit of a double take when I walked past a herd of these chaps:
Thinks: Why are the Lindt Easter Bunnies out now? Old stock, or serious advance marketing?
Looks closer: They’re not bunnies. They’ve mutated into reindeer!
How did they do that? Clench the leftover bunnies between sweaty thighs until the chocolate was soft enough to massage into reindeer shape?


I reckon I’m not far wrong. Just look how smug young Rudolph is.

LOL! That rabbit really does look smug. *chuckling*
I DONT LI KE U PEOPLE U STINK
oh wow dose he relly smell but he is not real evrey body knows that……..my brother should know that he is not real…. my brother is eight wow…………
dose any body see santa any way nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo