Retro Ray-Bans

I have endured much flak about my sunglasses. No matter how many times I’ve sat on them, dropped them or misplaced them, they just keep going. They’re so old, they’ve come back into fashion.
Mr Muffin was horrified when he saw them in Occhiali yesterday. Then he saw the price tag and had to sit down. He reckons the only reason they’re priced at R4,250 is that they really, really don’t want anyone to buy them.