Superstition has it that if you spill sugar, you will get a visitor.
Ioannis NK sank off our coastline last week, spilling 22 500 tons of sugar. So just how big is our visitor going to be? Common sense leads to the conclusion that this is the final sign that the Second Coming is imminent. Sinners, this may be your last chance to repent.
(If you’re still not convinced, please know that we’re all going to die of starvation anyway. Fishermen are complaining that all this sweetness has given the fish a massive sugar rush, making them impossible to catch.)
