Spoegs D-I-Y Brazilian
How Superspoegs Started the Fire…
July 11, 2007 by Dusty Muffin
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What in the world was he doing?
That explains everything…Spoegs you norty boy.
P.S. Nice looking blog Dusty
trying to give himself an easy *painless* brazilian 🙂
And they say only women suffer for beauty…haha…!
Pain much,much too much….Hair today,etc,etc
He obiously never feels ANY (natural/normal) heat down there!! You gotta do what you gotta do, boy!
Eish Dusty!
Eish! There are easier ways….
Crusty – You always said you liked it when I’m hairless. Admittedly even I find the smell of burnt flesh a bit of a turn-off though.
*cackle*
Dusty, you’re wicked!
Itsy – thanks. But I don’t think spoegs will ever be beautiful. No matter how much pain is inflicted.
Nossie – spoegs is a superhero. He feels no pain. Ever. Anywhere.
Flutts – spoegs thought it was a good idea at the time. Just like the last time he tried Veet, and left it on for an hour.
Spoegs, you scabby old bugger – where’ve you been all day? I thought you’d succumbed to your wounds. You don’t like the smell of burnt flesh, hey?…hmmm…I’m feeling a plan forming in the back of my mind…
Thanks Dolce. Must admit I’m getting a bit worried though. The only pics I seem to post are of people that are nekkid or dead. Not both at the same time though.
Yet.
Spoegs… is this perhaps your take on S&M…mainly the M part…shame, get a woman and fast. Serious and lasting damage may already have occured. Run a check before going into battle…
Dusty you slapper how are you and your girl appendages this fine Monday morning?
Morning spoegs, sweetie. I see you’ve already had a session with Arbie this morning – who’s the slapper then?
All my bits and pieces are fine this morning…as long as it’s not my female appendages that are doing the slapping.
Please wish Zinzi all the best with her gala.
Just a question though. With only one arm and one leg, does she swim in circles?
Glad you asked – Zinzi does very tight well controlled circles – She’s brought a new dimension to precision in synchronised swimming. In fact theres been an outcry that she has an unfair advantage doing these circles compared to able bodied athletes.
Soooooooooooooooo
Funny………
Sooooooooooo not funny. You obviously don’t know anyone with a physical dissability, Spoegs. Shame on you.
nossie – have you read spoegs’ blogs on zinzi?
Thats why the call it a BUSHFIRE
buwahahahahaha DUTS!
this was so funny.
Spoegs..
Jirri Bru..
U gonna have roast Porker Soon..
Were is spoegs nowdays?
Treating his Porker…
Where else….
Halloooooooooooo
Dusty, no I haven’t but clearly, I’m “picking up stompies” here…will read it.
“Kaching”…nicely written, Spoegs…can’t wait to read the next installment.
Spoegs, we’re going to have to chatter here – the new person has the moderator thingy on (Grrrrrrrr), and I have a sneaky feeling your comments might be nuked.
Re your burns: is there still any toilet paper residue on the burns? I’ve heard that a game of Twister can resolve that problem.
And why the problem with renewing your superhero licence?
Superhero Advisory Board saw your post on Amagama and have vetoed renewal of my licence. It didn’t help that I failed my flying test as well. (Toilet paper residue stuffed up my aerodynamics).
LMAOROTF (new one for me. ROFL was not nearly expressive enough)*wipe tears from eyes*
Oh spoegs, I’m so sorry to have caused you such misery. Is there no way you can apply for amnesty or exemption?
I KNOW!!! Perhaps your scarring is bad enough so that you can assume another identity and start again?
*sigh* No that won’t work. I can’t see your new persona as ‘backwash’, ‘mucus’, ‘phlegm’ or even ‘dribble’. Doesn’t quite have the same ring as ‘spoegs’ does it?
KNEEJERK(couldn’t think of one to top yours). Thanks for the thoughts. Is there any chance you can write to the board? Maybe they’ll listen to you.
Hey, I’ll try anything once! Do you have a contact name, number or address?
Dusty, sorry to intrude on your conversation. Just wanted to let u know that Ive decided to write my exams again. Will get in touch with you towards the end of the year with regard to those potential job ops. Thanx again 🙂
Semi, you go girl! Sounds like you’ve had a rough week, so give it hell this weekend. After thinking about it, I actually know 4 firms needing bods like you. But one’s in Worcester. And that’s too much for even the most hardened bean counter.
btw, do you have any contacts at the Superhero Advisory Board, to help spoegs out?
For what its worth
SAB
1 Jan Smuts Avenue
Braamfontein
Johannesburg
2000
Make it for attention Mr.Mckay.
Thanx. Its been a long, tough week. Just glad its over. Going for Fallout Boy tonight and just gonna kick back, relax and enjoy it. Cool. Will def keep in touch. Wanna go out tomorrow night and get plastered as well. Its been a while.
I do actually. The Chairman’s brothers son and I dated a while back. Think I could put in a good word for him.
Spoegs, think you could be ready if they give you another chance? No more toilet paper residue or anything! You not gonna fly into a wall again?
I’l be ready – you can bet your last pair of red undies on it? P.S Have you got red undies?
Btw Spoegs, you better be ready cos Im going on a limb here. I hated the bastard!
Yes I have red undies and I must admit I love them…makes me feel uber-sexy when I wear them 😉
spoegs – you’ve been busted again!
That’s the address for the Dept. of Electrical Engineering, University of the Witwatersrand…so…if I phone and ask for Mr McSpoegs, will they put me through to you?
Are you looking over your shoulder yet, waiting for a stalking muffin to pop by? *cackle*
It’s given me an idea for your new superhero identity though: sparky
the mind boggles with baffling images…
Spoegs, the SAB will see you next week again.
Dusty, they also want you to explain how it is that you came to have the video of Spoegs’ diy and why u thought fit to post it here thereby revealing his identity.
*They seem to be sticklers for this identity thing*
OK, so No 1 is the whole of WITS. But the dept of Electrical Engineering seems most appropriate. Maybe Computer Science, but that could imply that spoegs is a ‘bot.
but we know that he is a super-hero…whats he doing at Wits?
Hmmm…they offer a course on how to balance yourself while flying off the handle with toilet paper residue and a curtain cape?
OK you two its just a joke. Relax. But this isn’t – in ten days a craft from outer space will be visiting our planet. What I need from you is for you to take off your clothes off (free yourself of your earhly bindings) and join me in the veld near Khakibosrand where the craft will be landing. You keen?
What time do I need to be there?
When you hear the buzzing in your ear – that will be the sign.
Spoegs, from what I can see, you have the heart of a lion and the brains of the tin-man…maybe you should try NASA? I hear they are interviewing people with just your qualities to test new fire resistant space-suite for a mission to the sun….
Thanks Nossie. You say the sweetest things. You keen to be transported to another world? Nossie have you got red undies?
I often have a bzzzzzzzzzing in my ear Spoegs…so thats not gonna help. The mothership tries to make contact all the time.
Mission to the sun…hmmm…then u can change your name to ‘sunny’
I’ve got it what about “Crispy”
or ‘Charred’
I often wonder to myself if the noise in my head bothers other people? Yes on both counts. TAKE ME WITH YOU. And yes, I do have red frilly lacy red underwear, also a collection of black leather strappy gear….
Enough for one day…I gotta go lie down.
handcuffs and chains?
You go Nossie!
*note to self, share notes with Nossie on technique*
Fantastic Nossie – I’ll see you there. Don’t bring the strappy leather gear though they hold cows sacred and may not let you on if you’re wearing dead cow bits.
Jislaaik, I leave for 5 minutes, and this place turns into Adult World.
Semi – I did some Photoshop on the video, to hide spoegs’ identity. There’s NO WAY that a superhero would have a bald spot. Next time I’ll be less subtle. P.S. check your email.
spoegs – your curtain-cape: does it still have the wooden rings attached? Perhaps that’s what’s hampering your aviationary ability? It certainly can’t do much for you if you are in Stealth Mode.
spoegs – must I take off my clothes now, or can I do it in 10 days time?
Khakibosrand sounds rather scratchy on my tender bits. Couldn’t they pick a more anotomically friendly venue?
Thanx Dusty. Checked my email. Fixed…I think 🙂
Hell take off your clothes now – they’re probably weighing you down and preventing you from engaging the universe anyway. Apparently they’re sending a Khakibos cutting party down this weekend to clear a patch. Dusty cape has plastic rings can’t afford real wood.
But spoegs it’s raining.And cold.
And I’m on Bar Duty at the Ballet this weekend. How am I going to explain to them that there won’t be enough space for everybody on the spacecraft?
Ohhhhh. So it’s a Shower Curtain. Doesn’t the plastic stick to your body when you sweat?
Hence his inability to fly, Dusty
Dusty – its a small sacrifice – trust me. If anyone asks you just stare deeply into their eyes and say – zignwab! The sweating is a bit of a bummer when I use the bus – tend to slide around especially when go around corners.
You are all probably to young to remember it but does the song “magic carpet ride” ring any bells? Spoegs, try sitting on the shower curtain, rubbing something, make a wish and put it out there for the universe to ponder…than prepare for take-off. (If you have puffed enough of the magic dragon, that is).
what can I say…i am a child of the 60’s. Oooops, gave away my age there. What the hell, I’m having more fun now than 30 years ago!!
Oh oh. nossie’s been at the Jack again…
Not to worry, Dusty, I have my local booze shop on speed-dial.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERUB!!!!
What did I miss? What did I miss? Who’s birthday???
Dusty’s…didnt you see my post wishing her a happy birffday?
DUSTY….HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! No, semi, I didn’t. This is me “picking up stompies” again….So Dusty, when are the party boys arriving? Did you put a balloon out by your front gate? Have a great day!!
MMMWWWAAA.
oh hell dusty… only just found this…
woman, i havent laughed this hard in years… what a tonic! tears running down my face… called the rest of the household to watch – with same effect. it’s that little hoppy dance that slays me…. fek! laughing again.
Morty, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
On a more serious note though – we have a big problem. Spoegs is leaving us at 9pm tonight (http://spoegs.amagama.com/?p=12)
I’ve written to the SAB, but they haven’t responded yet. Can you think of ANY way to make him stay?
fek! i’m completely out of the picture here… have no idea what is happening with spoegs’ departure from earth and ama.
maybe put on a crotchless catwoman suit… and promise to be gentle with the whip?
do the dance of the single veil with his cape?
take an oath that he’ll be called “my hero” with adequate fluttering of lashes – every time he says something clever?
oh ja! why is the superhero departing anyway?
Hell Mort, some brilliant ideas there. But I think the bottom line is, Spoegs will want to know if you can balance a beer on head at the same time.
As for why he’s going, I’ll try and keep it simple…
As you know, Spoegs set himself alight in a misguided altruistic attempt to save the non-swimming Riverine Rabbit. The SAB (Superhero Advisory Board) refused to renew his Superhero Licence, and he failed his flying test (because of residual toilet paper on burnt nether regions amongst other things).
One thing led to another, and spoegs got arrested for desecrating a grave (http://dionysusstoned.amagama.com/?p=46#comments)
Now it starts to get complicated. If you have the time to do some trawling, follow these links (as Trip says, “Sussie, jy moet konsentreer”)
At 2.55 on 20/7 on http://dustymuffin.amagama.com/2007/07/11/how-superspoegs-started-the-fire/, he gave notice of his intentions to leave.
Followed up on http://kchasu.amagama.com/blog/2007/07/20/worlds-biggest-closing-down-sale/
The Spoegs discovered Nossie was in his area, and decided to use her ‘farm’ as a launch pad, about halfway down on http://davidvanwyk.amagama.com/blog/2007/07/22/how-to-tell-this-story-a-brief-history-of-corporate-imperialism/#comments
Followed up on http://spoegs.amagama.com/2007/07/25/open-letter-to-black-americans-oprah-winfrey-tiger-woods-and-chika-onyeani-first-draft/#comments
We don’t have much time left. So if you have a McGyver-type plan that will save us all, Hurry, Morti, Hurry!
(Jislaaik, it’s fun talking kak on a cold and stormy night)_
yes’m i can balance a beer on my head while doing those things – and with the expection of the dance, which requires hands to remove the veil – i can flip pancakes while i do those things too – and roll my hips like a syrian hoochie mama… without spilling a drop.
whatsa matter with you all?
this is sarf efrika… you’ve never heard of hijacking?
us girls can go over in very short but very warm skirts, flash a bit of knicker, and distract the pilot (not a charitable, mission you understand – the alien race is bound to have some “techniques” that will make our lashes curl).
if this particular race is endowed with supremely large… erm, antenna – i’m your girl for the major distraction.
okay… lost my train of thought there, but come on! i’ve got the pilot cornered – one of you must have some idea of what we do next???!!!
oh yeah, damn right it’s cold and stormy – the kids are driving me bloody berserk. have my 6yr old missy, and my brother’s two year old – fek!
maybe spoegs needs new breeding stock on his planet? i make really purty babies.
(will consider the option after assessing the tentacle situation.)
Dusty, I posted a comment on Spoegs blog just after scheduled lauch-time but to no avail…i thnk he left. *weeps uncontrollably*
Morti – you are one multi-talented woman! Hell, I wish I’d picked up your post last night. I’m SURE it would have worked. Hmm…haven’t had my lashes curled in a while.
Regarding the antennae. If Spoegs is anything to go by, there’s probably a malfunction in this department. The human form he adopted was as a pensioner in Knysna, who periodically set fire to himself and the odd pesky elephant. Somehow virility doesn’t sit well with this image (it didn’t stop him from asking though).
Nossie – I’m gutted.